do you have hairy toes

Asked by Anonymous

Yes. Very. It’s a problem. Maybe. Maybe not. I don’t know. But I have hobbit feet, that is for sure.

If I’m to be a lawyer I’m going to have to learn to handle my booze better

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

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They would ostensibly get all my business.

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Faux pases (two) and uncertainty and worry and mistakes.

But a job and a future and a life.

And unlimited pizza until my credit card runs out.

http://xkcd.com/150/

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Why do bad things happen to mediocre people?

1 week ago 1 note
monsmarchingband:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:


We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. 

maybe you’re just hanging out with the wrong men

And in this discussion we see why the Nice Guy emerged as a social phenomenon.

monsmarchingband:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

maybe you’re just hanging out with the wrong men

And in this discussion we see why the Nice Guy emerged as a social phenomenon.

(Source: heypsiusmile)

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